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Reading fun for kids fromCanada’s public libraries
Did you hear about the girl from Ontario who had holes in her socks?
You could see her Toron-toes.
What has antlers and sucks blood?
what washes up on a small beach?
Always wear glasses to math class
they help division
Why are circles so hot
because they are 360 degrees
What kind of lion never roars?
Who goes "Ho, ho bump"?
Santa falling from your chimney
Parallel lines have so much in common
its a shame they'll never meet
What did the hamburger named his baby?
Why was the angle so cold
because it was less than 10 degrees
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
put it on my bill!
Why did Santa go to college for music?
so he could improve his wrapping skills!
How do you organize a party in space
Why was it hard to call the pirate on the phone?
Because he left the phone off his hook
What kind of phones do they use in jail?
What's an Astronaut's favourite board game?
Where would you find flying rabbits?
In the hare-force.
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You go around while I go on ahead
What is the center of gravity?
the letter V.
Why is everyone so tired on april 1?
Because they just finished a March of 31 days.
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