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Reading fun for kids from Canada’s public libraries
WAITER: How did you find your steak, sir?
MR. DURWOOD: I looked under a mushroom and there it was.
what kind of insect eats brains?
why wouldn't they let the butterfly into the dance?
because it was a moth ball
What do you do if someone rolls their eyes at you?
You pick them up and roll them back to them
What did Canada get on its birthday
A year older
Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
how do you make a milkshake
give a cow a pogostick
Why was Cinderella bad at football?
Because her coach was a pumpkin!
What do you call an astronaut that is actually NOT AN astronaut?
what did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Person 1: My dog has no nose.
Person 2: How does he smell?
Person 1: Awful!
What is the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you!
why did the pizza take a shower?
because it was too greasy, sorry, whas that too cheesy, i gotta pepp-rair more jokes bye
Why did the burger go to the gym?
To get better buns.
Too cheesy? I thought it was a Gouda joke.
what kind of fairy tumbles a lot
What is the difference between here and there?
The letter 't'
When you have me more, you see me less. What am I?
People buy me to eat, but never eat me. What am I?
What has a head at night and doesn't have one in the morning?
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of baseball?
She kept running away from the ball!
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