The TD Summer Reading Club is a fun (and free!) program for kids held by participating Canadian public libraries.
And what a program it was! Canadian kids just like you submitted almost 3,000 story endings, over 16,000 book reviews and nearly 11,000 jokes! The 2017 program has ended, and although submissions are now closed, you can still have fun reading what other kids have sent in. You’ll only be able to log in to your notebook until October 31, so make sure you take one last look at all your reading and writing achievements before then! Way to go! See you again in 2018!
Reading fun for kids from Canada’s public libraries
said, “I have to go into the cannon now!”
And then just another alien bounced Joe into a kid! And the other alien was named Jeleh.
The kid lifted Joe off himself and pushed Joe towards an adult, the adult passed him off to a rescue bot.
Joe was making silly faces the whole time.
Since Joe was having fun, the people kept passing him around, making Joe feel silly.
“Boy,” said Joe, “That was dangerous! Aliens should never have lemons! They make us do really silly things, like blast out of cannons and make silly faces.”
Wendy and Linc giggled at the silly aliens (and secretly hoped the aliens would drink one more cup of lemonade).
turned all yellow with a biiig smile on his face and he said i loved the lemons in the drink and my color says it all. Can i have another drink? It’s time to be limey leomony lellow!
why a alien why
was yelling lemons
turned into a lemon monster Lindy and Wendy wanted to help Joe but he was to frightned to go and talk to him because they thought he would turn them into monsters like him.
said STOP! then he fainted
had to go to la ronde
said whats wrong with lemons?
screamed,LEMONS but after a while he fainted linc saw a necklace on joe there was a button on it wendy pressed the button and his space ship arrived.joe woke up and went onto his space ship.
fainted! the kids tried to wake him up but it was not working so they searched his pockets for the keys to his space ship. once they found the keys they used magical planet dust that joe had given them his past visit to make joe float to the space ship. they didn’t exactly know how to get to joe’s home planet so after about half an hour of wobbly driving they found joe’s planet and floated him to the alien hospital,where the doctors sprinkled pepper down his nose. to the kids surprise the pepper woke him up. joe was resting in his bed when Wendy and Linc came to visit a week later, the two children asked why he fainted and joe told them he was allergic to lemons. The End!
farted so hard that the world exploded
suddenly fell asleep
said llllllleeeeeeemmmmmmmoooooonnnnnssssssss I love lemons
burst out of his disguise and began rampaging and storming around the food fair screaming LEMONS Linc and Wendy looked around thinking of what to do then Wendy grabbed a glass of water and mixed it with lemonade and then splashed it on Joe then Joe calmed down and looked around in a blurry daze but before he could ask any questions he was whisked away to his own planet
landed on his but and started sucking his toe!everyone started laughing so joe went back to his planet and never came back again
started to gobble up all the lemons and finally he came back to normal and suddenly he realized what he did and helped her make more
Turned into a glass of pink lemonade with Bubble gum inside the Glass of pink lemonade:)
exploded into little pieces of confetti. The confetti tasted like cupcakes so Wendy and Linc ate Joe.