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Question:

What is the astronaut favorite key on a keyboard?

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Answer:

The SPACE key

nan
Jul 15
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Question:

What kind of shoes do spies wear?

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Answer:

SNEAKears!

nadae
Jul 15
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Question:

Why do giraffes have a long neck?

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Answer:

because their feet stink

sofis
Jul 15
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Question:

What do you get when you cross a cow with a moose?

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Answer:

A moooooooose.

hotdawg3000
Jul 15
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Question:

why is Santa good at karate

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Answer:

He has a black belt

joness
Jul 14
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Question:

You know why I hate stairs.

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Answer:

There always up to something.

rad9
Jul 14
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Question:

How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying?

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Answer:

You rocket!

cooldude1
Jul 14
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Question:

Why was the broom late?

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Answer:

It overswept!

budgies4ever7
Jul 14
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Question:

The teacher gave Alex detention for something he did not do. What was it??????

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Answer:

His homework!!!!!!

astrid915
Jul 14
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Question:

what musical instrument will u find in a drugstore.

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Answer:

a tuba toothpaste.

kopi34
Jul 14