Reading fun for kids from Canada’s public libraries

Jokes

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Question:

When does a astronaut eat?

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Answer:

At launch time

pandalover6
Jul 19
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Question:

where do horses live?

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Answer:

in the Neigh-bourhood

harrypotterfan2
Jul 18
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Question:

Noah: Did you hear about the angry gymnast?

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Answer:

Emma: He totally FLIPPED.

ani10
Jul 18
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Question:

What is the best season to jump on a trampoline?

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Answer:

Spring time

sammyd0g
Jul 18
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Question:

what goes up when the rain comes down

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Answer:

an umbrella

evieblue9
Jul 18
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Question:

What do birds do on their phone?

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Answer:

Tweet

koolkat21
Jul 17
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Question:

WHAT RUNS BUT NEVER WALKS

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Answer:

a nose

blueowl47
Jul 17
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Question:

What did the purse say to the other purse?

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Answer:

Look's like we have a pursonal connection.

moses
Jul 17
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Question:

Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?

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Answer:

Incorrectly.

dannardo123
Jul 17
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Question:

Why was the cookie so sad?

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Answer:

Because his mom was a wafer so long!

katie123
Jul 17