Reading fun for kids from Canada’s public libraries
Why did the I pad go to the dentist?
Because he hade a blue tooth
Where do mice put their dogs?
In the barking lot.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantalope!
what do you get when you throw butter?
what do you call a sweating dog
a hot dog
what does a nosey pepper do?
gets jalapeno business
What are ghosts favourite job in soccer?
what do you call a lollipop on the beach?
What is a cats favourite colour
What's an astronaut'so favorite candy