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Question:

Why did the I pad go to the dentist?

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Answer:

Because he hade a blue tooth

berries2
Aug 20
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Question:

Where do mice put their dogs?

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Answer:

In the barking lot.

shinykittens786
Aug 19
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Question:

Why can't melons get married?

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Answer:

Because they cantalope!

shinykittens786
Aug 19
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Question:

what do you get when you throw butter?

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Answer:

a butterfly!

alegrita
Aug 19
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Question:

what do you call a sweating dog

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Answer:

a hot dog

freeziefrenzies
Aug 19
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Question:

what does a nosey pepper do?

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Answer:

gets jalapeno business

unipupgal91
Aug 18
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Question:

What are ghosts favourite job in soccer?

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Answer:

Ghoul-keeper!

chainrasengan
Aug 17
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Question:

what do you call a lollipop on the beach?

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Answer:

sandy candy.

gracethehusky
Aug 17
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Question:

What is a cats favourite colour

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Answer:

Purr-ple

zacha98
Aug 17
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Question:

What's an astronaut'so favorite candy

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Answer:

Rockets!!!!

abi8
Aug 17