Jokes

Question

What did the shark have for Dinner?

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Answer

Fish and ships

raffi_hutch
Sep 02

Question

What do dogs eat for breakfast?

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Answer

Puptarts

pinkcat197
Aug 31

Question

What did the owl say to the cat.

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Answer

Whooo your claws are so sharp!

janika524
Aug 30

Question

Why did the cell phone get glasses?

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Answer

Because it lost all its contacts!

7000_pumpkins
Aug 28

Question

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

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Answer

Hi, bud!

daisy24
Aug 28

Question

What do you call a belt made of watches?

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Answer

A waist of time

bamboopandapaws
Aug 28

Question

What do cats eat for breakfast?

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Answer

Mice Crispies!

songofthesea
Aug 28

Question

What did the wave say to the boat

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Answer

Sea you later

sadles
Aug 25

Question

Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?

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Answer

Their launch boxes!

pastanoodle
Aug 24

Question

Why do hummingbirds hum?

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Answer

Because they don’t know the words!

onadi
Aug 23