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What did Neil Armstrong say when he knocked over the flagpole?

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Answer:

I APOLLOgize.

dabbingmawi14
Aug 22
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what did the dog say after a long day of work

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today was ruff

jk2011
Aug 21
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What do youcall a sheep covered in chocolate?

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A candy Baaa.

yashita123
Aug 21
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How do you feel when you get the correct answer to 3-2?

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One-derful

simsim
Aug 20
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Were do sheep go for vacation?

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The Baa-Hamas

duckey
Aug 19
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Why did the dolphin cross the beach?

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To get to the other tide!

duckey
Aug 19
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Why is kawhi leonard like a mushroom?

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They are both fungis

dcsrc
Aug 19
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What room doesn’t have doors?

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🍄 A mushroom.

princessshreya
Aug 19
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What music frightens balloons?

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Pop music.

princessshreya
Aug 19
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what do you call a fairy that is smart?

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THINKER-BELL! [ha ha...]

raffytaffy1
Aug 18