Reading fun for kids from Canada’s public libraries
What does ice cream do when its upset?
It has a meltdown!
What is tall when it is young and short when it is old?
A candle
What happens if you turn your mom upside down?
It says wow!
Where do you find black holes?
In black socks!
Where do bad lights go?
To the prism!
What does a dragon eat for a snack? 🐉
Firecrackers! 🤣
What do birds give out on Halloween?
Tweets.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
PRIME-mates.
What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission chips!
What is big, scary, and has three wheels?
A monster riding a tricycle!
