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what do ghosts like on their ice cream sundays?

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whipped scream

harrypotterbook
Aug 11

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what do artists do when they are cold

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they put on a another coat of paint

pikachu291
Aug 10

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What does the gorilla learn in school

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His Ape b c’s

lovelykitten6
Aug 10

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What do you call two birds in love?

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Tweethearts!

selinahpt2018
Aug 09

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Why did the picture get arrested

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it got framed

ninja71
Aug 09

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What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

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Let's chill

burningskull
Aug 09

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What do you colour with when you're tired?

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Cray-yawns!

arshia52
Aug 09

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What kind of phone do turtles have?

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A shell-phone

spinosaurus205
Aug 09

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When do astronauts eat?

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At launch time!

selinahpt2018
Aug 09

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There are 31 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many bricks are left

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3

10booksaday
Aug 08