What did the shark have for Dinner?
Fish and ships
What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Puptarts
What did the owl say to the cat.
Whooo your claws are so sharp!
Why did the cell phone get glasses?
Because it lost all its contacts!
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
Hi, bud!
What do you call a belt made of watches?
A waist of time
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies!
What did the wave say to the boat
Sea you later
Where do astronauts keep their sandwiches?
Their launch boxes!
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
