Jokes

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Question:

where do bunnies after they get married?

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Answer:

on a bunny-moon

butterflybug
Jul 28

Question:

What type of phone do snails use?

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Answer:

A shell phone!

hauntedmeow
Jul 28

Question:

What’s a spookiest plant?

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Answer:

BamBOO!

chanelaswell
Jul 27

Question:

what did the umpire say when he was tired?

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Answer:

umpired

dancer6
Jul 27

Question:

What do you call a cat who is good at art?

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Answer:

Picatsso!

artist8
Jul 27

Question:

Where does a baseball player play baseball?

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Answer:

In a basement

abicool123
Jul 27

Question:

why don't eggs tell jokes?

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Answer:

because they would crack each other up!

qowoeoro
Jul 27

Question:

What Do You Call An Owl Who's Been Caught?

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Answer:

A Spotted Owl

snowytheowl
Jul 27

Question:

Why was the fish fascinated by the electric eel?

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Answer:

Because it shocked her!

hamlet2021
Jul 27

Question:

Why did the chicken cross the playground

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Answer:

To get to they other slide!

adb8
Jul 27