Jokes

Question

how many logs did the lumberjack chop?

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Answer

how wood I know.

izaakmacizaak
Sep 06

Question

What room in your house does the ghost not like

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Answer

The living room

bleh
Sep 05

Question

What did one hat say to the other?

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Answer

You wait here. I'll go on a head.

rosalieg11
Sep 04

Question

A man tells his doctor, '' Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!''

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Answer

The doctor replies,'' Sorry, I don't follow you...''

rosalieg11
Sep 04

Question

what do you call a dinosaur that drinks tea?

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Answer

a tea-rex

rosalieg11
Sep 03

Question

What's a math teacher's favorite desert?

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Answer

pi

rocky280
Sep 02

Question

What did the wall say to the other wall?

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Answer

Meet me at the corner.

galahad
Sep 02

Question

why do beets always win

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Answer

because they are un-beet-able

ljack
Sep 02

Question

Why can't a leopard hide?

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Answer

Because he is always spotted

bleh
Sep 02

Question

What does duck wear to wedding?

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Answer

Duckxedo

rocky321
Sep 02