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Question:

what is the end of everything

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Answer:

the letter g

cuteunicorns72
Jun 24
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Question:

A farmer had way too many cows to count, so what did he use to count the cows?

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Answer:

A cow-culator

kittemn
Jun 23
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Question:

what kind of tree is found in your kitchen ?

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Answer:

A pan-tree!

kittemn
Jun 23
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What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

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Answer:

R2 detour

toby023
Jun 23
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What do you call a cat that's always mean?

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Answer:

A sourpuss

weirdcat15
Jun 23
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Question:

how does Harry Potter get down a hill?

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Answer:

Walking J.K. Rowling

shazam5
Jun 23
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What did the left hand said to the right hand?

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Answer:

How are you always RIGHT?

athena89
Jun 23
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Question:

Why didn't the teddy bear eat his lunch?

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Answer:

He was stuffed!

tripplee
Jun 23
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What do you call an owl on wheels

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Answer:

A hooter scooter

unicorn09
Jun 23
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Question:

Are any Halloween monsters good at math?

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Answer:

No—unless you Count Dracula!

ninjadude
Jun 23