what do corns call their dads
Pop-corn
what is the difference between a carrot and a unicorn
the carrot is a bunny feast and the unicorn is a funny beast
what does a mermaid use to call someone?
a shell phone
Why did Darth Vader cross the road???
To get to the dark side!
what do you call a teacher who gets in to to many accidents
a miss hap
why did the cow cross the road?
to go to watch the moooooooovies
Why did Mickey go to outer space
Because he was looking for Pluto
What did the shrimp's mom say when his friend was showing him his toys,and he was angry?
"Don't be shellfish".
What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?
A chew chew train!
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
