what do ghosts like on their ice cream sundays?
whipped scream
what do artists do when they are cold
they put on a another coat of paint
What does the gorilla learn in school
His Ape b c’s
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
Why did the picture get arrested
it got framed
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Let's chill
What do you colour with when you're tired?
Cray-yawns!
What kind of phone do turtles have?
A shell-phone
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
There are 31 bricks on a plane. One falls off. How many bricks are left
3