how many logs did the lumberjack chop?
how wood I know.
What room in your house does the ghost not like
The living room
What did one hat say to the other?
You wait here. I'll go on a head.
A man tells his doctor, '' Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!''
The doctor replies,'' Sorry, I don't follow you...''
what do you call a dinosaur that drinks tea?
a tea-rex
What's a math teacher's favorite desert?
pi
What did the wall say to the other wall?
Meet me at the corner.
why do beets always win
because they are un-beet-able
Why can't a leopard hide?
Because he is always spotted
What does duck wear to wedding?
Duckxedo
