Jokes

Question:

what do corns call their dads

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Answer:

Pop-corn

unikitty593
Sep 02

Question:

what is the difference between a carrot and a unicorn

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Answer:

the carrot is a bunny feast and the unicorn is a funny beast

unikitty593
Sep 02

Question:

what does a mermaid use to call someone?

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Answer:

a shell phone

unikitty593
Sep 02

Question:

Why did Darth Vader cross the road???

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Answer:

To get to the dark side!

kittykat116
Sep 02

Question:

what do you call a teacher who gets in to to many accidents

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Answer:

a miss hap

girly1938
Sep 02

Question:

why did the cow cross the road?

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Answer:

to go to watch the moooooooovies

myragupta
Sep 01

Question:

Why did Mickey go to outer space

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Answer:

Because he was looking for Pluto

amarah
Sep 01

Question:

What did the shrimp's mom say when his friend was showing him his toys,and he was angry?

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Answer:

"Don't be shellfish".

wondergirl
Sep 01

Question:

What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

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Answer:

A chew chew train!

ladybug754
Sep 01

Question:

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

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Answer:

There was nothing left but de Brie.

thebest7471
Aug 31