People always talk about how cats and dogs don’t get along, but actually, there is a secret rivalry between cats and unicorns!
“Cats may be one of the most popular pets around, but unicorns are the most popular mythical creature! Look at my mane! My hair is so shiny and sparkly!” Unicorn announced.
“Unicorns can’t purr! Look at my fur, it’s so soft. And when people pet me, they relax and fall asleep!” Cat proclaimed.
And so, Unicorn and Cat argued. This went on and on, until all the other pets and mythical creatures got annoyed. Finally, it was decided that Cat and Unicorn would have a three-part competition to decide who was truly better.
The first stage was a cupcake-eating contest. Unicorn LOVED cupcakes; in fact, Unicorn liked ALL cakes: cupcakes, pancakes, lava cakes, all the cakes! Cat took a sniff of the cupcake and then a lick and gave up right away. Unicorn won!
The second stage was a napping contest. Well, Unicorn was so full that taking a nap was no trouble, but he woke up after 15 minutes. Cat, on the other hand, was used to taking catnaps of 15 or 20 minutes and easily slept for 30 minutes. Cat probably could have slept for two hours, but then the competition would take FOREVER to finish. Cat won this challenge easy peasy!
The third stage was …
…a talent show! Unicorn had a magical singing voice, but the cat could jump really high! Nobody could decide who was better. It was a tie. It was decided that no animal was better then any other, instead, it was a matter of opinion. After that, Cat and Unicorn never argued. No animal ever argued again. The end.